Malachi was sleeping on the couch when Mitch woke up this morning. They were chatting by the time I got out of the shower.
Malachi said to Mitch, "I was the first one up, right, Dad?"
Part of the discussion moved to when God woke up. Malachi thought that maybe God was up before he was. Mitch said, "God never sleeps."
Malachi said, "Yes he does. Jesus was asleep on the boat!"